ok so i went to seaworld and there was a dolphin

this motherfucker got his fucking tail
up above the water right?

and like a bunch of waters just like falling off the tip
in ribbons and shit
but theyre like broken up
and it looks fuckin sick

so I try to take a picture
but the fucker got my camera wet
and the warranty just fucking expired
I was fuckin’ pissed.
I’m still fuckin’ pissed.
seaworld didn’t even offer to pay for it.

anyway, this chick starts shouting about freedom…
some shit about animal rights
and I’m like…

Who cares?
I just paid to see it do tricks and shit

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